funny christmas gift for adults only

a little revolution in comic verse and song

Mulbert's risqué rhymes, poetry and protest songs are for adults only and deal with the absurdity of the human condition; from contortionism and parsnip abuse to sexually redundant men and rise of the rabbit. When he can keep his mind on the job (or perhaps off it), he also takes a swipe at corruption and the unfair distribution of wealth.
A great gift for your broad minded friends!
Decidedly not for the kids.

For further details email mulbert@mulbert.com

Please Note:

Mulbert writes for Adults Only!

Mulbert's poetry deals with adult themes such as sex, drugs, rock and roll, politics, religion and anything else that enters his head. All material published under the Mulbert name is therefore only suitable for adults. Do not purchase any Mulbert products if you are under 18 years of age or likely to be offended by adult material.

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Links

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Body Clocks & Dildos

       Heinz Ketchup
           a cautionary poem for parsimonious shoppers
       I’m Disappointed In You Rhod Gilbert
           never write a poem with the telly on
       Body Clock
           a true story (kind of) about a lady looking for love
   Midgie Soup
           imagined revenge in the Highlands
        A Cosmetic Procedure Too Far
            enough already!
       There Is No Dog!
   an atheist's lament
        What Went Bang?
           does anybody have the answer?
        Dance While You Can
           inspired by a party in a barn
        Nurse Mary (The Parsnip Song)
          the hilarious (protest) song of phalic abuse? (see video clip)
        I Bought My Wife A Rabbit (The Dildo Song)
             know your place men, know you place!
        Life Is A Series Of Choices And Fate (The Mother & Daughter Song)
        a cautionary tale about the perils of drink and hanky panky

Hilarious for Adults Only

Body Clock Bankers

Audio Disks

If you are outside the UK please email your location and we will send you a paypal invoice to include postage to your location.

The Bankers, Balls & Dangerous Foreplay

    Pierre The Aviator - Listen to it here Pierre The Aviator.mp3
       probably the best joke in the English language - retold in verse
    The Gender Gap
        couples - beware of single friends becoming too close

A Blindin’ Brief
the names have been changed to protect the guilty

Sister Mary Agnes
the retelling in verse of a great story by the late great Dave Allen

Think Tank
get a proper job!

The Benefits of Homeworking

        why go to the office when your lover is at home?
    Global Warming - Aye Right!
        summer in Scotland?

Val & Ben Doon - Contortionist Couple

inexcusable madness from the mind of Mulbert
Kick His Balls Vicar!

        another comic verse based on a great old joke
    Ode To A Banker - George McCreedy's Finest Hour
        if any other business tried this nonsense they'd be shut down