Mulbert

A letter to Mr Rooney dated 21st June 2010

My dearest Mr Rooney, or may I call you Wayne,

I know the ball has altered, but the goal is still the same,

Observe the pitch, and at both ends you’ll see a frame of wood,

And generally speaking this is where the Goalie’s stood.

With your professional pedigree and natural football soul,

It really shouldn’t be too hard to score a bloomin’ goal.

I know that you can do it chap, I know it ‘cos I’ve seen ya.

So if you can please stick one in the net against Slovenia .

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