Let’s talk about breasts, so we won’t get offended
When breastfeeding mothers, as nature intended
Are feeding their babies whilst lunching or shopping
Mammalian feeding for mammals? How shocking!
The formula milk boys would have them all banned
Those mothers who proffer the mammary gland
This natural feeding is denting their coffers
For mother knows breast with her two for one offers.
Carry on mums, breastfeed with impunity
Go nourish your baby: pass on your immunity
And stick up two fingers to those who complain
For mammals who moan about boobs are insane.
The proper response to the sight of a lady
Minding her business whilst nursing her baby
Is to smile at the beauty of motherhood’s gift
And mend, if we can, this unnatural rift.
Image by Valeria Rodriguez
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