Mulbert writes poems,\u00a0they rhyme and they’re quirky
\nHe tries not to sit on the fence
\nHis writing is droll, and his outlook is perky
\nAnd most of his stories make sense.<\/p>\n
If you’d like him to write one especially for you
\nFor a colleague about to retire
\nOr for hen parties, birthdays, or any old do
\nJust name your poetic desire.<\/p>\n
You can give him one word, such as mongoose or snood
\nIf you’re not so much bothered by plot
\nOr tell him an anecdote,\u00a0wholesome or rude
\nAnd he’ll write you a rhyme in a jot.<\/p>\n
And the best thing of all is the reasonable price
\nA paltry and trifling fee
\nIt’s just four pounds per line (a sum quite precise)
\nWhich includes the old VAT.<\/p>\n
And what’s furthermore, this poet’s for hire
\nTo perform at your party or bash
\nLike an old-fashioned minstrel, he’ll come to your shire
\nFor a pint and a small pile of cash.<\/p>\n
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Mulbert writes poems,\u00a0they rhyme and they’re quirky He tries not to sit on the fence His writing is droll, and his outlook is perky And most of his stories make sense. If you’d like him to write one especially for you For a colleague about to retire Or for hen parties, birthdays, or any old … Continue reading FUNNY POEMS FOR ALL OCCASIONS<\/span>