Mulbert lives in the North of Scotland, has five lovely children and a fabulous wife (the maker of said children), three cats, one Jack Russell and six\u00a0chickens. He reads Private Eye to fuel his prejudice, and history (the details of which he instantly forgets) for his leisure.<\/p>\n
You can hire him to entertain your guests at adult parties<\/strong>, festivals, dinners and banquets. For an additional fee he’ll even write something specific for you to celebrate an occasion, a milestone or the launch of a new product. Put bluntly there’s not much he won’t do for a fat fee in spite of his egalitarian principles.<\/p>\n Mulbert’s Manifesto<\/strong><\/p>\n Mulbert’s revolting and egalitarian Mulbert lives in the North of Scotland, has five lovely children and a fabulous wife (the maker of said children), three cats, one Jack Russell and six\u00a0chickens. He reads Private Eye to fuel his prejudice, and history (the details of which he instantly forgets) for his leisure. You can hire him to entertain your guests … Continue reading What’s all this then?<\/span>
\nReligiously speaking he’s Agnostifarian
\nReporting humanity’s foibles and quirks
\nExposing where research stupidity lurks
\nHe fights for the rights of the sexually oppressed
\nAnd good British ramblers a touch under dressed
\nHe longs for a world where more sharing of treasure
\nIs matched by more caution in exotic self pleasure
\nSo if you have a problem he’ll have the solution
\nIn his new world order, post revolution.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"