{"id":105,"date":"2015-10-30T09:28:53","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T09:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=105"},"modified":"2015-10-30T09:38:34","modified_gmt":"2015-10-30T09:38:34","slug":"the-naked-rambler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=105","title":{"rendered":"The Naked Rambler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This poem was written in October 2012, on hearing the news that &#8220;The Naked Rambler&#8221;, Stephen Gough, has been released from a Scottish prison after many\u00a0years in jail for breach of the peace and contempt of court.<\/p>\n<p>Today, three years later, I read this excellent article (\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/barristerblogger.com\/2015\/10\/26\/free-the-naked-rambler\/\">ttp:\/\/barristerblogger.com\/2015\/10\/26\/free-the-naked-rambler\/ <\/a>) by Matthew Scott, a man who has represented Stephen Gough in court. \u00a0This is a most thought provoking quote from the piece: &#8220;But for all that he is a prisoner of conscience whose treatment shames the nation&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>In short, if he spends another day in prison, or worse still eventually dies there, we should all hang our heads in shame.<\/p>\n<p>~ ~ ~ ~<\/p>\n<p>Stephen Gough, Steven Gough,<br \/>\nHave you not had enough,<br \/>\nYou\u2019ve been rambling for years in the nuddy.<br \/>\nIn England that\u2019s fine,<br \/>\nAlmost all of the time,<br \/>\nBut Scots\u2019 law is more fuddy duddy.<\/p>\n<p>Up here the strict rule is<br \/>\nNo showing of goolies,<br \/>\nA concept you seem to find foreign.<br \/>\nSo north of the border,<br \/>\nTo maintain public order,<br \/>\nCould you not wear a thong or a sporran?<\/p>\n<p>The people of Brighton<br \/>\nAre fairly enlightened!<br \/>\n(Or maybe just some of the rudest?)<br \/>\nThey\u2019ve a section of beach<br \/>\nWhere banana and peach,<br \/>\nCan be proudly displayed by the nudist.<\/p>\n<p>For your bare naked frame<br \/>\nAnd your media fame?<br \/>\nSix years as Her Majesty\u2019s lodger!<br \/>\nThat seems a bit strong,<br \/>\nA sentence so long,<br \/>\nJust for failing to cover the todger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This poem was written in October 2012, on hearing the news that &#8220;The Naked Rambler&#8221;, Stephen Gough, has been released from a Scottish prison after many\u00a0years in jail for breach of the peace and contempt of court. Today, three years later, I read this excellent article (\u00a0ttp:\/\/barristerblogger.com\/2015\/10\/26\/free-the-naked-rambler\/ ) by Matthew Scott, a man who has &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=105\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Naked Rambler<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6zOwV-1H","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":108,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions\/108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}