{"id":132,"date":"2016-02-22T12:04:03","date_gmt":"2016-02-22T12:04:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2016-02-22T12:04:03","modified_gmt":"2016-02-22T12:04:03","slug":"more-donald-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"MORE DONALD TRUMP"},"content":{"rendered":"

Donald Trump, Donald Trump
\nyou inflammatory chump
\nyou have told all the Muslims to go take a jump
\nthe Mexicans too ‘cos their food makes you trump
\ndon’t start on us atheists, we’ll give you a thump<\/p>\n

Donald Trump, Donald Trump
\ndid your head take a bump
\ndid some angry young foreigner give you a clump
\nyou should cheer the fuck up ‘cos you give me the hump
\ndo you dream this shit up while you’re taking a dump<\/p>\n

Donald Trump, Donald Trump
\nyou’re a miserable grump
\njust sit quietly down, and try not to flump
\nit’s tricky I know if you’re prone to be plump
\nbe less like the Grinch, and more Forrest Gump.<\/p>\n

#DonaldTrump #donotbebonkers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Donald Trump, Donald Trump you inflammatory chump you have told all the Muslims to go take a jump the Mexicans too ‘cos their food makes you trump don’t start on us atheists, we’ll give you a thump Donald Trump, Donald Trump did your head take a bump did some angry young foreigner give you a … Continue reading MORE DONALD TRUMP<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[8,17,13,25],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-comic-verse","tag-donald-trump","tag-foreigners","tag-mulbert"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6zOwV-28","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":133,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions\/133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}