{"id":170,"date":"2016-08-27T12:33:37","date_gmt":"2016-08-27T12:33:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=170"},"modified":"2018-03-16T23:46:17","modified_gmt":"2018-03-16T23:46:17","slug":"lets-talk-about-breasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=170","title":{"rendered":"Let’s Talk About Breasts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let\u2019s talk about breasts, so we won\u2019t get offended<\/p>\n

When breastfeeding mothers, as nature intended<\/p>\n

Are feeding their babies whilst lunching or shopping<\/p>\n

Mammalian feeding for mammals? How shocking!<\/p>\n

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The formula milk boys would have them all banned<\/p>\n

Those mothers who proffer the mammary gland<\/p>\n

This natural feeding is denting their coffers<\/p>\n

For mother knows breast with her two for one offers.<\/p>\n

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Carry on mums, breastfeed with impunity<\/p>\n

Go nourish your baby: pass on your immunity<\/p>\n

And stick up two fingers to those who complain<\/p>\n

For mammals who moan about boobs are insane.<\/p>\n

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The proper response to the sight of a lady<\/p>\n

Minding her business whilst nursing her baby<\/p>\n

Is to smile at the beauty of motherhood\u2019s gift<\/p>\n

And mend, if we can, this unnatural rift.<\/p>\n

\"Breastfeeding<\/a><\/p>\n

Image by Valeria Rodriguez<\/p>\n