{"id":175,"date":"2016-08-29T08:44:37","date_gmt":"2016-08-29T08:44:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=175"},"modified":"2018-03-16T23:45:24","modified_gmt":"2018-03-16T23:45:24","slug":"sniff-my-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=175","title":{"rendered":"Sniff My Date"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Moths<\/p>\n

Dear Channel 4, I\u2019m liking your style
\nWith your popular programming hits
\nYour Naked Attraction is making me smile
\nWith its dangly and wobbly bits
\nThe tattoos are sexy, the piercings are great
\nYou\u2019re breaking down all the taboos
\nWhat a novel contrivance for getting a date
\nThis romantic reality ruse.<\/span><\/p>\n

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But here\u2019s an idea which could be better yet
\nIf it flies you can give me some coins
\nGet all the contestants to work up a sweat
\nWhilst wafting the scent from their loins
\nFor pheremones do it for moths and for deer
\nLike a sexually sweet-smelling bait
\nIf it works (and it will), you can buy me a beer
\nAnd we\u2019ll call the show Sniff My Date.<\/p>\n

There is a proliferation of naked “reality” shows on TV at the moment, probably because writers and actors are expensive, and viewers are shallow and lazy. Anyway, some of TV’s nonsense has inspired some of mine.<\/p>\n

Image by Pezibear<\/p>\n<\/div>\n