{"id":186,"date":"2017-01-26T10:30:06","date_gmt":"2017-01-26T10:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=186"},"modified":"2021-03-22T21:44:50","modified_gmt":"2021-03-22T21:44:50","slug":"legal-warfare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=186","title":{"rendered":"Legal Warfare"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>LEGAL WARFARE\n\nLawyers love a legal war\nThough never hold a gun\nBut war is an ignoble whore\nExposing every human flaw\nWarmongers? Never seen one poor\nSuch profitable fun.\n\nIt\u2019s just a game the Generals play\nNo game is truly odder\nYou can\u2019t have peace, not every day\nNot with Warfare in the way\nThe Top Brass justify their pay\nCommanding cannon-fodder.\n\nThe enemy was at your front\nYou looked <em>him<\/em> in the eye\nBut General Fud\u2019s a cunning stunt\nWho lets his soldiers take the brunt\nOf every underhanded dunt\nFrom tossers up on high.\n\nYour back is naked soldier boy\nYou\u2019re losing loads of blood\nThe knife that stabbed you: just a ploy\nThe press cannot conceal their joy\nYou shot the bastard, don\u2019t be coy\nHoorah for General Fud!\n\nLet\u2019s keep the fighting nice and clean\nAll playing by the rules\nWe cannot broadcast such a scene\nOur soldiers killing for the Queen\nWith reckless shows of rage and spleen\nThe mad impetuous fools.\n\nThe higher-ups are hypocrites\nTheir disingenuous words\nAre truly getting on my tits\nThey tell us lies and think us twits\nMendacious narrative that fits\nThe polishing of turds.\n\nThey give themselves such pompous airs\nOur enemies are bound\nTo find our morals better theirs\nIt\u2019s murder, so the General swears\nThey\u2019d fight for you, but no one dares\nTread this immoral ground.\n\nYour story has a rancid smell\nHypocrisy and scheming\nSo as you fester in your cell\nRemember all your friends who fell\nAnd say, \u201cBy God, I shot him well\nTo stop the bugger screaming\u201d<\/pre>\n<p><script async=\"\" src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<script><br \/>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({<br \/>\n          google_ad_client: \"ca-pub-6973823676579279\",<br \/>\n          enable_page_level_ads: true<br \/>\n     });<br \/>\n<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LEGAL WARFARE Lawyers love a legal war Though never hold a gun But war is an ignoble whore Exposing every human flaw Warmongers? Never seen one poor Such profitable fun. It\u2019s just a game the Generals play No game is truly odder You can\u2019t have peace, not every day Not with Warfare in the way &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=186\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Legal Warfare<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[58,59],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-war","tag-warfare"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6zOwV-30","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":398,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions\/398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}