{"id":34,"date":"2015-08-09T21:44:31","date_gmt":"2015-08-09T21:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=34"},"modified":"2015-08-10T09:11:38","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T09:11:38","slug":"all-whisky-is-medicinal-or-mulberts-toothache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"All Whisky Is Medicinal! (or Mulbert\u2019s Toothache)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have an abscess on me tooth
\n(Well underneath me fillin\u2019)
\nIt throbs like buggery forsooth
\nThey gave me penicillin.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m taking whisky for the pain
\n(My favourite analgesia)
\nIt dulls the senses of the brain
\nAnd causes mild amnesia.<\/p>\n

Take whisky for a fearsome ache
\nTake whisky for the pleasure
\nBut take it neat for goodness sake
\nAnd never, ever measure!<\/p>\n

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I have an abscess on me tooth (Well underneath me fillin\u2019) It throbs like buggery forsooth They gave me penicillin. I\u2019m taking whisky for the pain (My favourite analgesia) It dulls the senses of the brain And causes mild amnesia. Take whisky for a fearsome ache Take whisky for the pleasure But take it neat … Continue reading All Whisky Is Medicinal! (or Mulbert\u2019s Toothache)<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6zOwV-y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/63"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}