{"id":39,"date":"2015-08-09T21:49:57","date_gmt":"2015-08-09T21:49:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=39"},"modified":"2015-08-10T19:00:49","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T19:00:49","slug":"jeremy-kyle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=39","title":{"rendered":"Jeremy Kyle"},"content":{"rendered":"

Channel hopping – Jeremy Kyle!
\nWife swapping? Made me smile
\nFamily nagging? Not so much
\nCousin shagging? In-ces-tuo-us!
\nInfidelity? Carnal lust?
\nNice one Jez but I don\u2019t trust
\nYour motivation for this stuff
\nThis utter televisual guff.<\/p>\n

To illustrate how low you\u2019ve sank
\nToday I heard you tell a Yank
\n\u201cYou are my favourite guest by far
\nIn four months in America!\u201d<\/p>\n

She\u2019s damned I think, with this faint praise
\nCould not your bar be slightly raised?<\/p>\n

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _<\/p>\n

On catching the merest hint of this dreadful drivel
\nbroadcast from the USA.<\/p>\n

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Channel hopping – Jeremy Kyle! Wife swapping? Made me smile Family nagging? Not so much Cousin shagging? In-ces-tuo-us! Infidelity? Carnal lust? Nice one Jez but I don\u2019t trust Your motivation for this stuff This utter televisual guff. To illustrate how low you\u2019ve sank Today I heard you tell a Yank \u201cYou are my favourite guest … Continue reading Jeremy Kyle<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6zOwV-D","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions\/72"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}