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We\u2019re going to war with France again. Hoorah for Brexiteers!\nHoorah for dragging fishes from the sea\nWe\u2019ll wave the British flag again with three good British cheers\nAnd have British fishy fingers for wor tea\n\nAnd when the seabed\u2019s bare and there are no more fish to eat\nAnd no more fish and chips in Hartlepool\nThe townsfolk will rebel again and Jill will lose her seat\u00a0\nWhen they replace her with some other party\u2019s fool.\n\nThe war will be concluded by a treaty with the French\nThe terms of which may well confuse or baffle\nBut at least there will be no more of that dreadful fishy stench\nOnce the townsfolk all discover there's falafel.\u00a0\n\nAnd if we\u2019re very fortunate no seamen will be killed\u00a0\nAnd no monkeys will be hanged for being spies\nAnd Boris and his buddies will be absolutely thrilled\u00a0\nThat no one gave a toss about his lies.<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
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We\u2019re going to war with France again. Hoorah for Brexiteers! Hoorah for dragging fishes from the sea We\u2019ll wave the British flag again with three good British cheers And have British fishy fingers for wor tea And when the seabed\u2019s bare and there are no more fish to eat And no more fish and chips … Continue reading More Fish Wars<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[64],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-boris"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6zOwV-6B","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":411,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions\/411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}