{"id":43,"date":"2015-08-09T21:54:50","date_gmt":"2015-08-09T21:54:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=43"},"modified":"2015-08-10T18:59:07","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T18:59:07","slug":"scottish-midgie-soup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"Scottish Midgie Soup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I eat Scottish Midgies<br \/>\nI catch them in a net<br \/>\nI eat them one by one by one<br \/>\nTo make the others sweat.<\/p>\n<p>Or sometimes, if I\u2019m in the mood<br \/>\nMy mode of midgie slaughter<br \/>\nIs making lovely midgie soup<br \/>\nIn a pan of boiling water.<\/p>\n<p>You can eat them fricasseed<br \/>\nOr you can eat them raw<br \/>\nYou can eat a trillion<br \/>\nAnd there\u2019ll be a trillion more.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m usually vegetarian<br \/>\nSo you may think this at odds<br \/>\nBut when it\u2019s midgie season<br \/>\nI can\u2019t resist the little sods.<\/p>\n<p>I eat \u2018em \u2018cos they\u2019re protein<br \/>\nAnd I eat \u2018em \u2018cos they\u2019re free<br \/>\nBut mostly I just eat them<br \/>\n\u2018Cos they do the same to me!<\/p>\n<p>[wp_ad_camp_3]<br \/>\n________________________________________<\/p>\n<p><strong>Find more comic verse in cards, booklets and CD format at<\/strong><strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.printregister.com\/shop\">www.printregister.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I eat Scottish Midgies I catch them in a net I eat them one by one by one To make the others sweat. Or sometimes, if I\u2019m in the mood My mode of midgie slaughter Is making lovely midgie soup In a pan of boiling water. You can eat them fricasseed Or you can eat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=43\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Scottish Midgie Soup<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6zOwV-H","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions\/70"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}