{"id":47,"date":"2015-08-09T21:57:08","date_gmt":"2015-08-09T21:57:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=47"},"modified":"2015-08-10T16:57:24","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T16:57:24","slug":"the-snake-and-his-cook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=47","title":{"rendered":"The Snake and His Cook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An Indochinese spitting cobra<br \/>\nBeheaded by a chef in China<br \/>\nKnew well that his life was over<br \/>\nSo bit the cook who ran the diner.<\/p>\n<p>Revenge is sweet unlike a lemon<br \/>\nBeheading snakes is awfully rude<br \/>\nAvoid the serpents armed with venom<br \/>\nThey should be neither friend nor food.<\/p>\n<p>[wp_ad_camp_2]<br \/>\n________________________________________<\/p>\n<p><strong>Find more comic verse in cards, booklets and CD format at<\/strong><strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.printregister.com\/shop\">www.printregister.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Indochinese spitting cobra Beheaded by a chef in China Knew well that his life was over So bit the cook who ran the diner. Revenge is sweet unlike a lemon Beheading snakes is awfully rude Avoid the serpents armed with venom They should be neither friend nor food. [wp_ad_camp_2] ________________________________________ Find more comic verse &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=47\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Snake and His Cook<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6zOwV-L","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions\/69"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}