Beware the commuter who sits on the train
\nThe one with the tickly cough
\nHe may have the plague or some avian flu
\nThat’ll probably carry you off.<\/p>\n
Put a bag on his head if he doesn’t object
\nThough try not to cause a kerfuffle
\nAs he may be contagious when flailing about
\nFor lurgy can spread in a scuffle.<\/p>\n
Avoid meeting strangers if ever you can
\nThough of course this can be quite a fuss
\nWear a mask if you have one, and try to avoid
\nThose people who go on the bus.<\/p>\n
Your compulsion to travel shows little concern
\nFor your body’s infection defences
\nMixing with people endangers your health
\nStay home till you come to your senses.<\/p>\n
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