Beware the pure bred xenophobe
\nHis rage is quite frenetic
\nHe might not like it if you probe
\nHis heritage – genetic
\nHis family have been here
\nSince the melting of the ice
\nAvoiding nasty foreigners
\nTo keep their bloodline nice.<\/p>\n
He hates the bloody Romans
\nAnd the Angles and the Jutes
\nAnd the Saxons and the Vikings
\nWith their tendency to loot.
\nHe hates the dreaded Normans
\nThough they bravely took their chance
\nIn truth he isn’t very fond
\nOf anything from France.<\/p>\n
He doesn’t mind the Indians
\nHe wishes they’d come sooner
\nAs he’s partial to their Tarka Dhal
\nAnd Vegetable Bhuna
\nFor centuries the xenophobe
\nWas desperately in need
\nOf stimulated taste buds
\nInstead of boiled swede.<\/p>\n
He detests the poor old Hugenots
\nAbhors the bloomin’ Jews
\nAnd Somali’s are all pirates
\nHe has seen it on the news
\nHe doesn’t like those aeroplanes
\nOr ocean going boats
\nEnabling all these foreigners
\nTo circumvent his moat.<\/p>\n
“It’s come to such a sorry state,”
\nHe’s telling all his mates
\n“I’m thinking about selling up
\nAnd moving to the States.”
\nThe irony is lost on him
\nSo let’s not point it out
\nFor reasoning is futile;
\nXenophobia’s about.<\/p>\n
Beware the pure bred xenophobe
\nHis Mother was a virgin
\nWhat madness to have random tribes
\nGenetically mergin’?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Beware the pure bred xenophobe His rage is quite frenetic He might not like it if you probe His heritage – genetic His family have been here Since the melting of the ice Avoiding nasty foreigners To keep their bloodline nice. He hates the bloody Romans And the Angles and the Jutes And the Saxons … Continue reading Xenophobia<\/span>