{"id":93,"date":"2015-10-01T09:30:12","date_gmt":"2015-10-01T09:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=93"},"modified":"2015-10-01T09:30:12","modified_gmt":"2015-10-01T09:30:12","slug":"there-is-pressure-on-my-left-side-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"There Is Pressure On My Left Side Brain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is pressure on my left side brain<br \/>\nAn affliction of the nominally sane<br \/>\nIt isn&#8217;t like a headache<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\nIt isn&#8217;t like a pain<br \/>\nI have it when I&#8217;m walking<br \/>\nAnd I have it on the train<br \/>\nIt has been with me forever<br \/>\nNow it&#8217;s something of a bane<br \/>\nBut there is pressure on my left side brain.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>My right side brain does nothing<br \/>\nI could swap that side for stuffing<br \/>\nThough the left side&#8217;s always busy<br \/>\nSlightly edgy, in a tizzy<br \/>\nAll day long and through the night<br \/>\nNothing happens on the right<br \/>\nBut my best hallucinations<br \/>\nAnd imaginary flirtations<br \/>\nCome from pressure on my left side brain.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been that way for aeons<br \/>\nGod I hope it&#8217;s not my prions<br \/>\nOr perhaps my mitochondria<br \/>\nOr worse, my hypochondria<br \/>\nSuch morbid thoughts are random<br \/>\nI should prob&#8217;bly get a scan done<br \/>\n&#8216;Cos there&#8217;s pressure on my left side brain.<\/p>\n<p>If my grey matter explodes<br \/>\nAnd comes dripping through my nose<br \/>\n(Though I bet my lazy right side will abstain)<br \/>\nLeave it to neurologists<br \/>\nAnd please tell my pathologist<br \/>\nI had pressure on my left side brain.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is pressure on my left side brain An affliction of the nominally sane It isn&#8217;t like a headache It isn&#8217;t like a pain I have it when I&#8217;m walking And I have it on the train It has been with me forever Now it&#8217;s something of a bane But there is pressure on my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=93\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">There Is Pressure On My Left Side Brain<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6zOwV-1v","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/94"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}