{"id":96,"date":"2015-10-05T08:08:54","date_gmt":"2015-10-05T08:08:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=96"},"modified":"2015-10-05T08:08:54","modified_gmt":"2015-10-05T08:08:54","slug":"last-of-the-mohicans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"Last Of The Mohicans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t think he is thinking straight<br \/>\nHis syrup&#8217;s made him hottish<br \/>\nAnd that can happen in the sun<br \/>\nTo men whose genes are Scottish<\/p>\n<p>He can&#8217;t abide these immigrants<br \/>\nSyrian or others<br \/>\nSome of them are children<br \/>\nAnd they&#8217;re coming with their Mothers<\/p>\n<p>He says that he would send them back<br \/>\nIf he gets into power<br \/>\nWhich ill behoves a candidate<br \/>\nWho lives atop a tower<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if he&#8217;d do the same<br \/>\nWith Mexicans or Greek&#8217;uns<br \/>\nOr men whose ancestors were slaves<br \/>\nOr, perhaps, Mohicans?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t think he is thinking straight His syrup&#8217;s made him hottish And that can happen in the sun To men whose genes are Scottish He can&#8217;t abide these immigrants Syrian or others Some of them are children And they&#8217;re coming with their Mothers He says that he would send them back If he gets &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/?p=96\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Last Of The Mohicans<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[17,12],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-donald-trump","tag-refugees"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6zOwV-1y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions\/97"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mulbert.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}