An Indochinese spitting cobra
Beheaded by a chef in China
Knew well that his life was over
So bit the cook who ran the diner.
Revenge is sweet unlike a lemon
Beheading snakes is awfully rude
Avoid the serpents armed with venom
They should be neither friend nor food.
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